Why Dogs Sniff Butts?
In the year of 1842, before humans killed dogs, there was a gang of 32 Dogs that lived in China. They were feeling really hot so they went to the beach party.
They were having some much fun at the beach party, They turned up the music and took of their butts and jumped in the water splash! splash!. When they got out of the water there butts had been taken by The African dogs. So they went wandering off looking for their butts.
Until this huge wave came crashing down on them, dogs everywhere, They had been taken into the ocean And the African dogs came too.They woke u and studdenly they ended up in FIJI they didn't realise that the huge wave took them to FIJI.
They walking and Then a group of girls and boys came dancing in front of them and it was pretty much like a welcoming so then they dogs started dancing with them. The president of Fiji took them to a place to stay. The next day they went looking around FIJI smelling other dogs butts, trying to find their butts. There was still no answer to finding their butts. The dogs went back to where they were staying to have a rest. When they woke up their butts had been placed on the shelf next to them. They were wandering who brought their butts back.
The President came and told them that the "African dogs that took there butts Were also in Fiji. So they brought their butts back to you".
So The china's dogs wanted have a party to celebrate for the return of there butts. At the party there was all the Fijians and also all of the African dogs. They all had a Twerking competition to see who was the best. Then the China’s Police dogs came to asked if The Fijians had some lost china's dogs, The President said “ROOF, ROOF, ROOF & ROOF”, it means yes we do have some lost china's dogs, they are at the party. The China’s police said “Shank You ” "Yes Shank You" They took them into their little cages and sent back to China.
And that is why dogs sniff butts
The End -_-
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